Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not tequila.
The next best thing, according to Brooke though, is a trusty white undershirt. New clothes makes everyone I know happy. Add this Patron Ultra Soft Cotton Tank [White] to your cowhide slides, Levi's Cutoffs, and some Navajo pearls, and you'll be set for a day of day drinking.
Sizing Instructions: Slim fit. Wear true to size for a tight fit or size up for a roomier fit.