Trucker hat, hundred proof
Guys like me like girls that look like
You girl..."
Put a pair of these McKenzie Faux Howlite Teardrop Stud Earrings on underneath your trucker hat when you head to the river on Saturday. No worries if you get to acting like a hurricane and you lose one in the water, these are affordable enough that you won't have any tears to shed over spilled milk, er, lose jewels.
