"Burr. Cold."
Sometimes it's necessary to announce that it's cold outside when you live in the midwest. For example, when I set foot outside my door and get hit in the face with the cold winter air, you can bet your hind quarter that I will say, "Burr. Cold." and proceed to run to my car.
I'd recommend wearing these black faux leather leggings on their own or underneath distressed jeans to feel a little less frozen on the inside.