"Cock Your Hat. Angles are Attitudes." -unknown
I have a friend that holds his alcohol extremely well. Typically, the only sign that he shows that he's been drinking is a cocked hat on top of his head. At the beginning of the night, it will be ever-so-slightly off-kilter. By the end of the night, you'll wonder how the hat stays on his head. With every crack of a beer, the hat gets a little tipsier.
Now, this story doesn't ring true for me, but I will say that I'm a decent-looking woman in a ball cap. Especially when it's black on black sporting the logo of the business I've put my heart and soul into creating. I'm going to wear one of these constantly, and I'll be grateful if you choose to "ride for my brand," too.