"Chasing you, like those goodbye taillights
Heading west to anywhere out of this nowhere town..."
That dark-haired guy you married ten years ago will be chasing you down the hallway once again once you pull on these metallic shorts. Let him see those legs he loves so much by pairing these surprisingly comfortable beauties with a pair of boots on your next romantic getaway out of town. Don't have one planned? Take this as your hint to get one on the books- because life is short, my dear.