It's probably because we don't get off the farm much... so when we do, we go all out with extravagant grand entrances, tearful toasts, and garter tosses that sometimes end up in fist-fights. Shaking a leg is putting it lightly; most times, I don't go home until my legs feel like Jello and I've completely lost my voice.
The color of this head-turning Callie Solid Red Wild Rag is the same color of shots the groomsmen will be taking as soon as the ceremony is over.