Corral Call Momma Python Snip Toe Boots A4135

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If you haven’t talked to your momma lately here is your reminder to give her a call.

I called my mother the other day, she didn’t answer. There is no inconvenience like being ignored by your mom. What else could she possibly be doing besides being my mother? I didn’t really need anything other than to hear her voice, but the audacity of the woman to not answer her phone for her favorite child is just astonishing. What if I had needed something? What if I forgot my Social Security number? What if I needed to know what medications I’m allergic to? What if I needed her for absolutely nothing?  I always need her for absolutely nothing. You should buy these boots and call her to tell her.