"Sample well-crafted wines and ciders in the comfort of excellent and diverse tasting rooms along the Iowa Wine Trail."
Wait. What? There's an Iowa Wine Trail?
"Our passport program allows visitors to earn a wine glass once they have visited and received stamps from each of the member wineries."
Wait. What? You can get a free wine glass for drinking? These are my people. I'm going to hypothetically SMH [Saddle My Horse] and get on this trail with you all... I'll be wearing my handmade distressed Bed|Stu Soto Sandals [Nectar Lux] as I get my passport stamped along the way. I'll match the feel of the upscale winery in these buckled and zippered sandals that feature unique ornamental cutouts of the leather foot straps. You'll appreciate that Bed|Stu leather is free from dangerous chemicals since they use vegetable-tanned leathers prepared with tree bark, leaves, plants, and other organic elements.